i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.
money can be exchanged for goods and services
if people i know online met me in person they’d be surprised by several things like
- my height
- my voice
- exactly how annoying i can be
"don’t support nestle!" shouts the liberal on the computer made from parts manufactured at foxconn
consumer activism is a lie, see you in hell or in communism
lmao try boycotting a brand in monopoly capitalism
I remember my econ teacher showed us this chart and it scared the shit outta me, like this is the world we live in.
When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.
OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS
AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND
I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED
THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.
SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.
We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.
THAT WAS ONE TIME
HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.
wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
Life hack: conquer your fear of the dark by becoming the thing other people fear in the dark.
i am so infatuated with him that my chest aches with the longing of his touch and the words i want to say.