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I'm just kitten

meloetta:

bruh-chan…

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

cutely-perverted:

yungginseng:

when the store clerk think you walking in to steal


Looool
yourhappythought21:

тнє ∂яєαмєя’ѕ тнσυgнтѕ ▲
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok

jaclcfrost:

if people i know online met me in person they’d be surprised by several things like

  • my height
  • my voice
  • exactly how annoying i can be

deepcotton57821:

marxvx:

assdownloader:

"don’t support nestle!" shouts the liberal on the computer made from parts manufactured at foxconn

consumer activism is a lie, see you in hell or in communism

lmao try boycotting a brand in monopoly capitalism

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I remember my econ teacher showed us this chart and it scared the shit outta me, like this is the world we live in.

lipsitck:

When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.

thespacegoat:

zacksplosion:

gimmegrimmy:

thecityofpawnee:

nerdmodeactivated:

tea-in-the-tardis:

bakuraryou:

OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS

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AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND

I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.

SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.

We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.

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THAT WAS ONE TIME

HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.

buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

skeletalroses:

Life hack: conquer your fear of the dark by becoming the thing other people fear in the dark.

dino-saw-us:

i am so infatuated with him that my chest aches with the longing of his touch and the words i want to say.